That's when Buddha appeared. He wasn't fat like Chinese renditions. He was a thin Indian dude. "What are you doing here?" John was in the Pizza Hut kitchen making a meat lover's

Yesterday I believed in science. Today, I believe in

He didn't need cocaine he had 5 hour energy drink. He would buy gallons of it, boil it down until it evaporated into a solid then grind it up and snort it all day at the hospital

John thought of himself as a prospector, staking out a claim for a newly discovered spot. It might have been logical to name it H, but he called in 'J'. He discovered it by acciden

1)tooth paste 2)salt 3)daisies petals

Forty minutes later Lin was helping gather the origami zoo Ken had made Janie. Ken stood up and Lin leaned in and kissed his cheek like he was family. She looked at me and gave me

The Maffia boss opened the box. There it was. Malanari's head, coated in chocolate. Dark Chocolate. He lifted the head and took a bite. It was Easter after all.

I remember the sound of gravel crunching under the wheels as I inched the car up the driveway. I could smell

It was cold. The type of cold that numbs your fingers and burns your lungs. But I continued to wander, enjoying the

Molten shuttlecocks rocketed toward Vanessa. She'd reached the final level of extreme badminton where all executions were unresurrectable. Never in the history of the sport had

I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid and he was asking me to do both, never mind his double negative. It was a definite weak spot on my “bad motherfucker” resume.

"That's not what I expected to see at Disneyland," Marina stammered.

The light flashed on his answering machine. He stood next to it, wishing he could listen to the messages, but those times were gone. Beside it was a list of songs after his euology

Marsh supermarkets would sell homogenized milk with caps that said "HOMO" on top. I thought they were hilarious and collected a bunch of them – and kept them for 20 years before I

Beloved actor Charlie Sheen died today aged 45. Following an incident involving

Was It wrong to draw breasts on the "Hang In There" kitten poster?

lol

If you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are. If you wish upon a star your

Crap. She's standing directly under the mistletoe. Crap. She saw me see her standing under the mistletoe. Crap. She just winked at me over her shoulder. Crap. Where's the

President Humpty liked to set an egg timer and think things "over easy" when faced with a difficult decision, but now his eggs were poached. His wife Mary Quite Contrary was seen