The garage door awaits you.

I am so over it. First the telephone poles and electric wires...now it's the drones and the lasers, what will be next

Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and never made much money. So he bought a horse named Ziggy Stardust and trained it to win the Triple Crown, with his nephew's help. One

Who were the first Folders? Where did they come from and how were they created? According to evolution,

Mayonne Kirpl laid out her silverware just so. TBH, it was just ordinary flatware, but she wasn't expecting werewolves or vampires for dinner that evening, just a microwave lasagna

Q: Let's start with some basics, shall we, so that we can get to know each other better, okay? What did you do today when you left the house?

"Has anyone seen the remote? Hey, Trouble, what you got in your mouth. Come 'ear. Oh, shhi, Trouble stay. I said stay!" Then Trouble bit down. The channel changer switched to

With my shades all around me I sent my Will out to see you in your places, times, and seasons. My Will should have been back by now at the end of your places, times, and seasons.

Let me begin by declaring that I have not now, had not in the past, and will not in both the near and distant future have conversation with or attempt to collude with anyone from

"Look, you're my friend and all but fuck you for waking me up at 2 am for your dumbass conspiracy theory." "BUT KEVIN THE JANITOR IS AN ACTUAL FAIRY. HE HAS THE WINGS AND STUFF."

When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that

Agra had an interesting part-time job. He worked at a casino at the downtrodden part of town. It functioned like an ordinary casino but the customers were unique, to say the least.

His mind fevered but ready, Rodion knocked politely on the pawnbroker's door. But when bloody Lizzie Borden opened the door instead of Alyona Ivanova, he staggered back, his mind

I am horribly horribly lost. I know that the lost city of paradise wasn’t going to be easy to find but this seems excessive

El viatge d'en Joan a Holanda.

"Oh, sure," Max grunted, "easy for you. You've never spent one minute in a zombie brothel, much less an hour trying to sort out what's left over after a

"Die" I whispered,"Die now". I struck out with unbelievable force and the knife sunk deep into his chest. Blood followed, like the waterfalls of hatred that pour from our ears when

Hi slept in a sleeping bag mounted to the wall and his alarm went off at a random time. He dranks his tang and ate his tootsies. It was all part of his regiment.

It's the night before Christmas and all trough the house Granny farts tweet like the tinniest mouse. Granny waddles along on her way nowhere she lost glasses and can't find her

A minivan bumped along the windy roads in the Himalayas as Tsewang the guide toured him through Bhutan, past Yaks and Takins and Monasteries