God asked Dr.Dolittle to gather all the unlikely creatures in a 2nd ark. If he was going to fool scientists with the evolution yarn, the pushme-pullyu, one-eyed purple people eater

She had never understood love. Peoples need for it. Their inability to exist without a second half. Someone to complete them.

I am not a loser, he thought and then bought the self-help CD. It was one of those Tony Robbins knock-offs. Instead of personal power, it was called

This world...So twisted & cruel...So dreary & desperate. What we need is a heartwarming story...a Christmas story! One of love, hope, gladness & cheer. It just so happened that

When Timmy went home, after the cookies and milk were packed up, she lifted her davenport and pulled out the blue and red suit and cape. She was Super Nan

And the nominees for the best porn video title inspired by a mainstream movie name are

She was coming to spend the weekend at the ski house we rented. I had heard all the stories about her exploits and was ready to try my luck. I was so nervous, what if she

Snow settled on the pines behind his house. Trent never really paid attention to that shit anymore. It was nice to look at for the first year, but time had hoovered all the novelty

What is love?

I’ve been authoring this story for six years, and I don’t know where to begin. I wish a chemist would create a pill for writer’s block; something like Text-Lax, or Word Softener.

It was ironic that the failed satellite that re-entered the atmosphere and struck Hilary dead one morning as she struggled with her writer's block was named "inspiration" by NASA.

"I don't believe it" shrieked Martha. "After all the times you've told me you would never do that again. Perhaps now I can finally

Shuffling non-threatengly down the street, a horde of perfectly harmless Zombies™ (newly reformed and safe in every way, We Promise!™) headed to their day jobs.

The ground started shaking. "Not again," groaned the Etch A Sketch. "Well, there goes my staircase art." Living on the San Andreas Fault wasn't Etch's most ideal situation, but he

"Wrong!" he shouted with triumph that bordered on eroticism. "You are so bloody wrong that it is putrid and pathetic. You are so wrong you will never be right again." With that he

Brad finally had to tell his father the truth. But did he have the strength? Could he tell his head-bobbing, "thinking man's music" father that Steely Dan sucked the high hairy

Comparisons to be drawn between "the virile" and "the virulent" are perhaps as close as the similarities in spelling. Alternatively, cretins and imbeciles seem dissimilar, correct?

The pink- and blue-polka-dotted house floated upward, the force of the twister having uprooted it. Careening through the sky on a collision course, Ted knew his only hope to avoid

She woke up in the early morning and suddenly realized it was the day she had been dreading for what seemed like her entire life.

Turns out that creativity is something we do every day. It requires certain brainsets that include certain brain activation patterns. Brainsets change how see and access info.