"I'm boooored." Cara complained to her roomate. "Cool." Mae mumbled, not looking up from her laptop. Cara glared at Mae before pouncing on her. "ENTERTAIN ME."

"To be a sandwich, or not to be a sandwich. That is the question."

You're eating one helluva grilled cheese sandwich. Perfect. Twice you've thought: ~Goddamn, this is the best thing I've ever eaten.~ Then you find it. A hair. You

When I started hitting up. My life changed completely. Maybe for the better. Definitely for the worse. I couldn't stop. I still can't stop. And now my girlfriend's involved...

David and Vic were farmers with adjoining property. They had been fighting for several years about water rights. Vic passed David while driving his truck and became angry when

There was recently a major release of substances from a waste disposal site in the county. Owen is the current owner of the site; Fred is a former owner. Hap is the producer of the

He was definitely never drinking melon liquor ever again. The number of heaves wasn't important until after the 50th or so, but the color was. They were meant to be green, but

I once had a dream that someone wrote an existentially, philosophically substantial work of literature on FoldingStory, but it quickly became a nightmare when I realized that

Steve walked wearily down the street, his brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to

I pulled the plug, but the light bulb didn't blink. The entire house was lit up and buzzing. I flailed down the hall to the breaker and pulled them all, without effect. The doors

'Ah help' aliens are trying to steal my brain . I shouted in my sleep. "hey stark ,what are you shouting about?" asked my friend. Stark woke up from his bed. He was shocked

I can't remember the moment it came to me...that I would be the last one. It should have been obvious and a conclusion easily derived from the first misstep, but for whatever

The pillars cracked, his footfall ending their time as invulnerable juggernauts. As dust, they were much less foreboding, but no less poisonous to evil. He gathered and bagged it

Shining bright in the night sky of Paris is the silvery moon whose light even reaches the dark alley streets of the city of love.

the bathroom tiles where cold on her feet. she sat on the lip of the bath tub, listening to the tick tock of the kitchen timer waiting for the sign. he stood outside the door

"1 o'clock and alls well," the obnoxious cockatiel squawked. Dr. Moodle's bloodshot eyes popped open just long enough to locate the bird and

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The first thing I notice about him isn’t his charcoal smudged hands, or his long black mess of hair, but his piercing green eyes. They’re brilliant, and I am completely entranced.

After endless hours of trying, I finally got it right: I took off my glasses, spun around, my hair loosening from it's bun, &, in a flash of light. I, Gary Kowalski, became Wonder

My name is Sarah. I live in a pretty house on a pretty street with my pretty family. On the outside, my life is perfect. But like most, I have my demons. This is my story.