If you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are. If you wish upon a star your

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Was It wrong to draw breasts on the "Hang In There" kitten poster?

Beloved actor Charlie Sheen died today aged 45. Following an incident involving

Marsh supermarkets would sell homogenized milk with caps that said "HOMO" on top. I thought they were hilarious and collected a bunch of them – and kept them for 20 years before I

The light flashed on his answering machine. He stood next to it, wishing he could listen to the messages, but those times were gone. Beside it was a list of songs after his euology

"That's not what I expected to see at Disneyland," Marina stammered.

I wouldn’t kill a pregnant woman or a kid and he was asking me to do both, never mind his double negative. It was a definite weak spot on my “bad motherfucker” resume.

Molten shuttlecocks rocketed toward Vanessa. She'd reached the final level of extreme badminton where all executions were unresurrectable. Never in the history of the sport had

It was cold. The type of cold that numbs your fingers and burns your lungs. But I continued to wander, enjoying the

I remember the sound of gravel crunching under the wheels as I inched the car up the driveway. I could smell

The Maffia boss opened the box. There it was. Malanari's head, coated in chocolate. Dark Chocolate. He lifted the head and took a bite. It was Easter after all.

Forty minutes later Lin was helping gather the origami zoo Ken had made Janie. Ken stood up and Lin leaned in and kissed his cheek like he was family. She looked at me and gave me

1)tooth paste 2)salt 3)daisies petals

John thought of himself as a prospector, staking out a claim for a newly discovered spot. It might have been logical to name it H, but he called in 'J'. He discovered it by acciden

He didn't need cocaine he had 5 hour energy drink. He would buy gallons of it, boil it down until it evaporated into a solid then grind it up and snort it all day at the hospital

Yesterday I believed in science. Today, I believe in

That's when Buddha appeared. He wasn't fat like Chinese renditions. He was a thin Indian dude. "What are you doing here?" John was in the Pizza Hut kitchen making a meat lover's

I had to fess up. "Yes, Mr. Garrett. I admit that when I was transferring your brain into your new robochassis I fumbled it. But it was only on the floor for 3 seconds, tops." He

He considered himself lazy and spiritual. This is why he was a huge follower of "The Secret." All he had to do was think about stuff and it would happen. His favorite place to