حضّرت سبيكة مكوّنات وجبة الغداء و صفّفتها على الطاولة. عاينت "المقادير" مطوّلاً مفكّرة إلى نفسها عن انطباع زوجها الذي سيتناول الوجبة لاحقاً، متمنيّة أن تحوز على رضاه أخيراً

One day I was out on the old boat doing some fishing when I hear someone yelling from in the middle of the lake. I drive my boat over and I see

I pretent not to see her dancing with her ex boyfriend

"...And we will never surrender!" He said from the top of the castle. Troops begun to invade the main square as the archers tried to make them retreat, but it did not matter.

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The drug cartel has shot up like a weed. Grown beyond his wildest dreams. They were now the government of Mexico, calling the shots. He finally could make

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I wish I had magic pants.

The rumor has it that if you collect alot of seashells, something good is bound to happen! I knew that this good thing was a nice L-2 Sword. After waking the Wind Fish I preceded

A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.

prodigious was the word she used to describe her ability to procreate with any member of the male species that she so much as looked at, slut was the four letter word that I would

Miss Shanghai swung her dainty arm and broke the champagne bottle on the bow of Titanic II and it slid gracefully into the harbor accompanied by fireworks. On its maiden voyage to

She pulled at my arm, dragging me onto the dance floor. Over the music, I shouted "I haven't had enough to drink to do this." She smiled and said something I couldn't hear. We

even after 12 years she can still see in her mind, a man beating and stabbing her mother over and over as she was forced to watch from her mothers closet were she hid for her life.

Many things are great, but only Cowboy TV is the greatest! This fact is proven by

Today is a beautiful day to learn about computer supported collaborative learning

As i walked out of my house, i realized that no one was around, i walked further down the street to confirm my suspicion. I was the last man on earth.

Her hair was red like fire, and glistened in the sun. She was the last of them - the Gingers. Soon to expire, soon

Do you like trolls? If the answer is yes, feed me, the troll. How i started to be a troll? Well, i was at an computer. Navigating, like usual. Someone asked me if i was a noob. I

Now son do you have your license? You can only bag one. Here is my blade and be sure to tag the head. Watch out for those Jubjub birds and frumious Bandersnatch. Now go.