If he had known that this was going to happen, he never would have adopted a cat. He knew there were other things to focus on, but all he could think of was his cat

It was a sign. Slowly, slowly, the world was coming around to my way of thinking. I always put the salt in the shaker with fewer holes, pepper in the other. It just makes better

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.

"Mr. Donovan?" Celia said nervously. "Yes, what is it?" Mr. Donovan asked. "I saw Theodore kissing Rusty." Celia said. Then Theodore and Amos entered the room and Mr. Donovan

Once upon a time lived a princess and her pet dog.

Fear. That was the only word I could use do describe the sensation circling through my petrified body. I breathed harder, and tears fell fast.

Max has a imaginary friend called Budo.Budo he has been living for four years,max only believes in budo and his parents.Unfortunately something is going to happen.

I gave the door five knocks, paused, then knocked three more times. "Password?" said a voice from the other side. "password123" I replied. They really needed a better password. I

I'm jumping in on this ride like "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Why did algebra books have to be so

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"The time is ten o'clock, do you know where your children are?" chimed the television, and all Icould think was, "No. No I do not."

One time, there were two men, who ran a beauty parlor, three doors down from the evangelical "Four Square Church and Tabernacle." It had been five days since the six o'clock

The man launched into the air, perplexed by his predicament. As he started to fall, he wondered what would happen after he hit the ground, probably a very gory blast, seeing how

"Only the heart of the girl will show me you are loyal and deserving." Said the queen,with an evil glint in her eyes. The hunter didn't know how he would kill such beauty as

List three digital resources that would support student learning. Specify how each resource supports student learning.

It wasn't any fun for me bursting out of her belly. It ticks me off. There's always sympathy for the human growing pod, but none for the alien spawn. What's up with that?

I fed the elephant some acid, and it slept with one of the fish in the pool last night. The fish told me it has the fucking elephant's baby. I looked at it's belly

"A cat is eating the rotting flesh of a pterodactyl in my backyard, and I am wondering why and how this could happen..." That was how my call to the police began.

"You'll never catch me coppers," the 80-year-old Ms. Gordling screamed out the window of her newly acquired (stolen) cherry red Ferrari.