I was perusing the American Section of the supermarket. I decided to make a Tootsie Roll casserole with pancake mix dumplings & chocolate sauce gravy. I love ethnic food!

Guns don't kill people.

The wind was so strong I could barely felt my hands which are currently in my sweater's little pocket. "Tessa! Tessa!" Someone yelled. To my amaze, it was her.."Grandma!" I cried.

Sail on, Silver Girl

Q: Where do you put your cat's dead chipmunk? (a) garbage, (b) neighbor's yard, (c) neighbor's mail slot.

He fastened his bib securely and began to shovel food into his mouth. "I've eaten on many different planets" He garbled, roast brog falling from his lips. "But I've always wanted"

There's nothing on the telly except crying Scots.

I like this book.

It was the sunniest day that Jem had ever seen. He woke up to steaming pancakes and tea on his nightstand and it was going to be a wonderful day...until he heard the fire alarm.

why do monsters hide under my bed?

Fufu. They were Siamese twin Siamese cats connected at the tips of their tails, which was convenient for moving about, you see, because their tails were flexible. Danger fell madly

The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me

They say they can't take it with you... so I had it bronzed.

Canada, where a good warm winter parka is 1000$ , and what was once affordable for the middle class is now financial suicide for most: i.e. owning a house, hard wood furniture, qua

Solitare game: Contents: Instructions, one pawn, one card, one square chess board, one-sided die, pencil, score sheet.

Magic swirled around the willow trees, sparkling and dangerous. "See? I toldja so!" Billy whispered to the other two boys hiding, watching, enchanted at the sight of

They called Horace "Breaker" Mahoney...Juggernaut. Legend has it that he murdered prostitutes...ripped off their limbs with his bare hands...ground their bones to make bread...

hola esta es la historia de una chica que salio de su casa una noche y por culpa de la inseguridad de las politicas kirchneristas esa chica nunca mas volovió

I had just graduated medical school and i was truly in need of love .Although most of these guys these days are a waste of time so i need to take it slow.

The following story is rated 'DaE' for 'Dark and Edgy'.