It was a pity the soft cheese was used to wipe the counter clean. Clean according to Ronda anyway. The counters were a constant chore, a thankless job really. She could justify it

"...Finally, I wish to express my deepest regret for every fold I ever submitted which was inane, disruptive, ill-conceived, or obscene. This concludes my last will and testament."

The mythicalness of this wonderful dress I found just made my day. Who could have left it for me, just lying there on my bed? I don't live with anyone so who could it be? I wonder

It's nice to be stuck in a fantasy isn't it? But you can never be stuck forever. Some day you have to return reality... where it is kill or be killed.

I want to tell you about you. First off, there you are. You don't know how many didn't make it this far. All of that history to get you to this moment. It suddenly hits you.

I told everybody and their sister that I was going to have a yard sale today. Instead, I am here folding stories. I guess I could fold stories and have a yard sale. Nah, I can do

The ocean breeze was soothing you as you lifted another sack of fish into the boat. The elders were continuously warning you. Deadly storms were out there. "Ha! Just a hoax."

Puppy Sitting!

I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...

At the tender age of one hour, Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.

A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?

There is curling and then there is toe curling. And then there is toe curling while curling. Most people wouldn't want to combine the two, but Wendy Weagle wasn't most people.

In the morning I have to go see my new therapist. i don't think I want the prodding again. But I know I need it. Ever since the Shrub was elected my affiliation w Consensus Reality

I like onion rings

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"And when the driver said "cabashi" the policeman at the window stiffened, briefly, and replied in a digital handshake that I haven't heard in over 32 years. He has to be a sleeper

Once upon a time, there was a dolphin in the ocean, his name was Johny. He had two tails.... and not being a fox that knows a hedghog, he had no place in life... He had to fix

Heyman Boyd mused as the shuttle transited a dark matter tendril to another venue in the galactic mesh. "The words of the microflora are written on the ..." Meat travelers were mo

'Twas a bright and sunny day outside, but inside the mind of Lyra Burns, things were much different.

I know I'm still relatively new, but this has gotten pretty terrible lately. Bring back Joe cartoon?