The Caring Meter in Care-a-Lot was drooping down toward the raincloud side as the rainbow crumbled and the bright, cheery colors of the Care Bears faded to a dull gray. Dark Heart

I did it! I got 10,000! This is by far the most exciting day of my life!!!

The big day was here. My parents were driving and I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm

"Hihihihihihihi" said the spammer, still developing into a fully grown foetus. The scientists were shocked though, was it trying to communicate something? Something other than "hi"

I jumped. Then I changed my mind.

Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething

Sir Chivalry got fired from the National Global Local Gazebo Corporation.

I have billions of dollars, I am going to cure malaria. I have billions of dollars, I am going to run for president. I have billions of dollars, I am going to dress as a bat.

"But I just can't live without you, Marg!", Gregory cried. But this Margaret isn't the Margaret he had known, the Margaret he had loved. But still, even though Margaret has changed

the elevator tried to break us down but we said oh no! lets go crazy! my surrealist skills are a bit hazy but i thought we could try it. just for shits and just for giggles

How to take over the world: Step 1: Acquire large quantities of quartz, copper, and canned cheese. Step 2: Start a digital greeting card business. Step 3:

"Wonder what would happen if all the lights went dark" I thought to myself after finishing laps at the indoor pool. And then all the lights went dark.

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If I do well on my exam,

Once upon a time a young girl in Felanitx got lost on her way home from school.

I wrestled a bear once. It wasn't what you think, a bloody tooth-and-claw academy award winning battle for suvival. Oh, no. Let me explain... I was going camping with my

Once upon a time there was a lion

Say what you will but I have never met a bad idea I didn’t like.

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if you don't go to school,