I looked at the ingredients label of my pie. "Ingredients: pie" That was it.

He breathed in the silence. It was his oxygen. Living in the Shadow Lands had chilled his metabolism. But he also could kill without retribution.

"Really?" Art Garfunkel was incredulous. "Rubbing parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme on my feet will do it?" "Indeed," intoned Dr. Robinson. Homeopathic remedies for foot odor

if i had a million dollars, i would

She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd has over 10,000 points, everyone on FoldingStory is going to Hawaii to celebrate this great milestone in FS history. If he doesn't,

Pee Wee Herman said that the Secret Word of the Day for today is: "the"...OK? Ready to tell the (AHHHHH!!!!) story? Here goes: Pee Wee and Cowboy Curtis decided to go camping.

A major unintended consequence of the collapse of the Iron Curtain in 1989 (ish) was that the UK would never again win the Eurovision Song Contest. If we'd known this, our celebrat

"Son, I've started more stories than you've even added to. Heck, I was folding stories back when you were picking music for your Myspace page." "Yes, but just look at my Avg. Score

If I win the lottery

Anne,the ant and Greg,the grasshopper made a cute couple,but conception was a problem.He vowed to take care of the kids while she worked and she was OK with reversed parts but

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

So he said "Wellll...?" I said "What you're asking is basically like asking if 2+5 is the same as 3+4. It is and it isn't. Asking is just an exercise in

Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

If a go to the cinema

The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed

Sarah Smith was not surprised by Dossier.com's latest change of privacy terms. "Let all my seekers find me," she mused, "and let them be well-prepared for when they do." She was mo

SlimWhitman opened his eyes. Metal brackets secured him to a bed with a giant skill saw running between his legs. FatWhitman smiled and said, "Well, well, well...how are you