A cat walked into the dogs kennel thinking he left but once she walked inside she saw the dog. The dog stood up and

'Giraffe executioner required for Danish zoos' Agnetha Geborgen put down the Copenhagen Herald small ads section & sipped her coffee. 'Dear Whoever,' she wrote, 'I would be happy

The two megabankers circled each other on the roof of Shanghai Tower. "Crumley, isn't it strange that eleven of us have had 'accidental' deaths in the past month?" Moore inquired

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There is always something interesting in the ruins of buildings and it shows itself suddenly, like most of the phenomenons that these streets surround.

Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took

A man wanders, lost, through a desolate wasteland. All he holds hear, gone, hopelessness filling the weakened body. Only one thing remains that can still bring him joy.

Max has a imaginary friend called Budo.Budo he has been living for four years,max only believes in budo and his parents.Unfortunately something is going to happen.

"Thanks Frank, but I think we'll go with Kate's proposal this time." Frank screamed & pounded on the table. "No, mine! mine mine mine!" He tore up his meeting minutes, dropped

With darkness approaching, I knew that I only had a few minutes to make my decision. If I chose wrong, my life might never be the same. I reached my hand forward and selected

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When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

Why do you say you didn't eat my tahini when I can clearly see some there at the corner of your mouth?

Dr Crud made his first incision with a scapel into the little girl's chest only to discover the patient was filled with sugar and spice and all things nice. Amy's twin brother need

The little clown was not happy. His makeup was running, his big red nose had lost it's string and he no longer felt like his chosen profession was something worth the effort.

once apon a time an assassin by the name of ellie Thurman was delivered the task of capturing and killing Justin Bieber, after that she had to kill again. Connor Maynard

The stain on THAT bed? The one next to the poster? Well, let's just say. Wait a second, should I be telling you this? Do you have clearance? Let me see your teeth. Hmmm.

Acme delivered the death ray the next day. Inside, however, there was only a toilet plunger and a small pamphlet entitled "So You've Bought Your First Death Ray". Wile E. was not

"Our soup of the day is sour neck in a hyperglycemic broth. Any takers?" I grabbed my daughter and bolted. They should serve American food in Transylvania. Tourists deserve

"She sure is living the part today!" though the Great Mesmero, as he sawed his screaming wife in half before an awestruck audience. What a terrific illusion it was! "Darling", he w