Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

, you melt away my boredom with your tangy, orange

tan. It amuses me to no end when you walk outside looking like a puffed cheeto. I also love your sauve over-bite and cucumber legs. Only you can bring me to tears with your

voice that could make glass shatter and the medusa hair that you can never tame. I try not to cringe when you

look at me, but I just can't help myself.

I'm locked in a room with grape flavored fun dip, and I'm not supposed to have any? Yeah right, it took me a nanosecond to tear open the packs, eat the sugar stick and pour the

fun dip down my throat. Tasted amazing, but I started to choke and cough. Purple sugar dust went everywhere and my heart began to race. Why can't I get this door unlocked?

The purple sugar dust made me think of the beautiful fairies and unicorns that I saw by the ocean as the Mermainds blew fairy dust into the air.

I stuck out my six-foot tongue to capture to sweet goodness of the purple sugar dust. Mmmmm...I'd never tasted anything so magically delicious! The mermaids' tinkling laughter

would soon give over to peals of horror as a school of dolphins did a drive by...uh...bubble-squirting. Whatever marine life does under the sea. Preppy-ass dolphins.