You gotta just tell it like it is, cuz.

He had to make ends meet. That's how Trevor found himself participating in a blind test of condoms from different manufacturers. He struggled for adjectives to describe condom #3:

My name is Inserts Tetsubo, and I am a plumber.

I slowly sank into the comfort of my red pillow sofa in an attempt to escape the insanity of my day. What I thought was going to be a quiet moment of peace suddenly changed when

I was so excited about Christmas day because I knew my dad had gotten me a puppy and I could not wait to finally meet her.

He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a

She had told me previously there was a lot of weird Geezer's at her house, but one day as we sat in her room she told me how

"The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed on Mr. Hackensmoot's desk during the darkest hour of his producer career. How to finance it? He retitled the musical "Bolshevik

Whoah - you flatter me, sir! I'm back late tomorrow night. E-mail me details; always thrilled to take part in such things.

Inappropriate my ass! I only asked if you have any hermaphrodite calipers. Quit being asinine and check your stores. Oops! Sorry Officer! No I wasn't cursing at her. I didn't say

It was a gay joy. Just divine and absolutely fabulous. We held hand in hand gazing at the round rainbow's curve, so tremendously endowed, it was.

Put it under the tongue and switch on the battery. See? The new eSnuff tastes like the real thing!

Hey when do you come home? I need an actor for a staged reading.

Knowing how my dog would take a sniff at something & lose interest soon thereafter I was initially skeptical when Skeeter began practicing Yoga. The Downward Dog pose was easy, but

This is the story of how not only how I came to be in possession of a commodore 64, but also the events that made those computers so rare and desired in the first place.

Captain Picard was reviewing some reports when his door beeped. "Come in," he said without looking up. Counselor Troi stepped in. She looked ravishing in a deep purple gown. Picard

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I was jogging in the park.Street lamps were flicking brightly,when i was jogging i saw a alive skeleton walking towards me with blazing eyes and it was eating toasted sausage ....

He grabbed me by the throat, slamming my head into the brick wall. "Never," he yelled, "underestimate the influence the collapse of the Ottoman Empire had on the origins of WW1!"

We had zombies before zombies were cool.