Captain Lunchbox slipped into the boy's bathroom. Quickly, he removed his junior high dress code-approved button-up and donned his beach towel cape. His OCD was acting up, and he

She was talking to Ali & she thought she was OK about it but she felt her voice go & she knew she'd start crying if she carried on so she stopped.

I always wanted to name a kid Spock.

Jarrow was only 23 when he chose to join the homeless wealthy. He went and lived wherever he pleased with his portagrid and pocket manifestor (years before the integrator). But whe

Once upon a time, in Filipa's house she started to hear strange noises which came from her closet

Child: "Why is the sky blue?" Adult: "Because." Child: "Why because?" Adult: "Because it is." Child: "Why is it?" Adult: "Thats the color the sky has." Child: "Why is that?" Adult:

"Look into the mirror and tell me what you see." He said. "I see a cow.." I told him. "Exactly" he said. "Wait, that's not a mirror, it's a

"Some truffle hound this is" he thought digging below yet another tree. His uncle left him Rufus & his half brother Amos had inherited the estate. Then his shovel struck something

He'd always lived for the little things in life: letting his dog shit in someone else's yard, putting perishable items where they'd surely perish when shopping. But he never though

Billy was bouncing of the walls with energy. The pixie sticks he'd snorted had hurt like hell and caused a nosebleed but he was feeling them for sure now.

When I woke up, I was covered with goosebumps. The feeling was there, constant, but I couldn't remember how it happened. I was asleep when it started. After half a minute, it sta

In less than an hour, Seattle police had completely run out Doritos they were handing out at Hempfest this morning. Operation Orange Fingers was a success!

Baba was the black sheep of the Razzi clan, he didn't snap shots of celebs: he was investigator for the Darwin Awards. He checked the veracity of the stories people reported.

The old ram stands looking down over rock slides, stupidly triumphant. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

max was drunk,he shouted "reginea ! reginea!" .In the darkness he was searched for his wife he.He tripped over ...

I had a dog once...................... He didnt seem to be interested in my peanut coverd body. So i killed him and started on myself

Jamal complemented the emotions on his sleeves with thoughts on his lapel. “I think ‘woodpecker’ is a compound double-entendre,” read a large lapel pin. His cufflinks conveyed

kool aid sang what what what in da butt

After a night of timeless dreams, I leave and awaken to a day of timeful continuity. After a lifetime of continuity, I leave and awaken to the timeless world above, unfathomable