Helen couldn't believe it when an Italian camper van pulled up in Vindolanda Roman fort car park.

"It's kind of weird, but you can't really help that the disease is going around," said former queen

I was so tired. I hate crying. I wasn't upset but when other people cry it makes me cry. I felt like

On the last of these nights, we scrape together all the leftovers, all the bits of bone and soggy chips and drips in glasses for the multimeal of champions. It is both a dare and a

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Bowling is my favorite sport. I like to swing two 15 pounders to be a dork. When I roll a gutterball I let loose with a caterwaul. Splitting pins on every frame,

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There's no better way to start a morning than by misquoting Lou Reed.

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I sighed. There, in the coffee room, was a lone quarter of a cake doughnut from this morning. Dare I eat it? But only a piggy would finish the box. I split it in half again.

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been badgering the cherry dolphin.

I woke up, hypnotized by strong, thick nipples

As I walked out into the sun, cop hands on my shoulder, I realized that this was the end. He hadn't been important enough for a death penalty but I'm going to rot in prison forever

i have an asian friend his name is da balsakdoodle he is a good friend

After years of prolonged, tense masturbation, I realize now that I am in love with the internet. The whole internet. I accepted all of it, for better or worse. She...yes, she

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I was a hamster, but god damnit, a good hamster at that, might I add. All other hamsters wished they could harness my intellect, but no one but I knows the truth. It all started

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She lied too me about her adventures with this other girl. I felt jealous! I didn't speak to Holly for a few weeks.

I love my spatula. No, I'm not some animated submarine sponge - I just truly appreciate the fine craftmanship, the heft, the scooping power of a finely made spatula. Sure, you're