Finely chopped parsley sprinkled on top oysters.Quail eggs.Roasted peanuts.Strawberries and champagne.She put out all kinds of food suposed to be aphrodisiac before she put out.He

ive just learned about the monkey jesus. seems this was some 80 year old spanish chick's attempt at restoring a piece of art in her church. i will totally be this chick when im 80.

We were just about to start Silent Dinner when I was formally informed that I would be served the Disciplinary Meatloaf. What?! I couldn't think of a qualifying infraction so I

The Sheriff of Knottingham couldn't remember. He was having a senior moment. He looked around the forest and the others and said,

“No, I am your father.” said the black helmeted one at the target when his little boy Luke absent-mindedly held the hand of a stranger. "Remember stranger danger."

She had trapped this rich bastard in an air tight underwater Mini. He could scream but no one would hear him. He could only communicate to her through a walkie-talkie and she

오늘은 월요일인데, 일어나보니 아침 10시 반이었다.

There were three of them left on the bleak promenade. John, whose face had turned red with cold, Pete, the tallest of the three, and Gavin, clutching the address in his hand

One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

In the year 2037 it was so much easier to exterminate the artists and the poets and the mystics and the deviants and the uncooperative and the not-quite-us that we pitied Uncle Joe

صدای زنگ کابین به صدا در آمد،مسئول امنیتی ایرفورس وان وارد کابین خلبان شد ، گویا مشکلی پیش آمده بود کاپتان به سروان جوانی که مسئول تامین امنیت داخلی ایرفورس وان بود رو کرد و گفت

Deep in Crystal Lake, Jason waits. In his morbid evil brain he ponders his unlife. Perhaps, he should go out for a sandwich.

Several species of small furry animals are gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict.

He walked down the street with a snake around his neck. He really wanted to be noticed. It was an invitation to address him and ask about his snake, but

the capstone was not what it was suppose to be. Wrong name, wrong date, wrong place, and yet it seemed incredibly right. How could it be so wrong and so right? Unless

"How did the Yankees win the world cup?"

I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons across rooms and pop shrooms like balloons. I'm an omelet of lust. Bacon and cheddar, for worse or for better, I'll unleash my Beretta

#Peter After careful consideration Jan & I have agreed that it is best for our mental disambiguation to accept a subconscious disembodied disentanglement.

"Is this legal?" "Oh yes. You've been traded to [chain restaurant x] across the street for a burger flipping prospect and a bag of buns. Now turn in your uniform." My dirty nametag

All she could hear was silence, wrapping around like a thick blanket. No, The silence. Silence of space, not able to carry any sound.