"Click". I didn't expect the trumpets of doom "click" to sound like this. But "click click click" you can never know. One moment you see the light at the end of the tunnel, next

I sneezed and she said "Gaia bless you". I screwed up my face in a frown and said "What?" She said "Surely you realize

There was no way I was going to that cemetery today, not if you paid me a million bucks.

If everything that is possible must in turn have been possible to be possible, then that which is impossible must likewise be possible to be impossible, and thus all things are pos

The bright stars glowed with a passion, as if they were brimming with pride. Against the blue hues of the sky, they stood out like

"Lots of them!" He said as he pulled the pieces of the metal detector from the middle of the redwood tree's base.

Well, I don't feel like going into it but if you really must know, it happened on one of those kind of Mondays when you have to drag yourself out of bed. The alarm clock

The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd started crying a month before and died in it days later. The sadness inside her would not relent. Her dead eyes wept, a heart barely

It was the simplest of physics: an object in motion tends to stay in motion, and Brenda was definitely in motion. She'd

I wanted to make a warm and fuzzy crayola drawing of two puppies playing tug 'o war with a tube sock. Then the owner smiling. The caption reads, "Fuck the police." If I gave

i got beat up and i cried so they peed on me and it was bad sooooooooooooooooooooo i

I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

"Eighteen, twelve, fourteen," she read; I punched the numbers into the console and braced myself as the ship lurched under the blast. Our chances were slim, but if we could just

The volcano erupted bleeding black ash across the tropical island and there in the cloud was a figure, flying it was Israel 'IZ' Kamakawiwo'ole with a cape and a ukulele

I tend to reprint my stuff to and from other places out of sheer laziness.

"Showing another power surge sir," He said, with an "I told you so" tone. Captain

"OKAY" I could see she was trying not to laugh, "THAT'S WAS GROSS!"

он съел кашу

She awakes to the sound of screams. She is confused so she take a peek out of the window see the most of aweful thing she sees her mother getting tourn to peices my a morphed

yes the hairs at the back of my neck stood up i was about to die of scares but well, that noise it was from deep down the earth it was calling it wanted me so bad it was calling