They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost. My cellmate's a killer and they make me do push-ups in drag, but nobody cares if you're losing yourself.

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This is an absolutely true story: When I was out walking my dog this morning, I noticed a trail of gummy bears. There they were,every 3 feet or so, leading into the forest. I follo

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There was a time when the blue was bluer, I'm sure.