The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Most of the newbies were on deck feeding the fishes while one-eye and I peeled potatoes

Nobody knows how Saturn got its rings. But I have a theory.

When I was 7 years old a great white butterfly committed suicide in my mouth. I tried to spit it out, but swallowed it whole. I was hallucinating like crazy - I saw

The man on the video monitor was definitely Travis. Same goofy red hair, coke bottle glasses, and clothes two sizes too big. But how was that possible? Travis was

So, the other day I was drowning my sorrows at the local bar, when Mr. Clint Eastwood himself came up to me, and said "Hey kid, crying is for babies, come with me." And so he took

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

"Enjoy." smiled the motel clerk, passing me the key from behind the bullet-proof glass. As he turned to watch Top Gear, I trudged past the dirty ash trays to my hollow-core door.

Bob Drane was the company’s vice president for new business strategy and development when Oscar Mayer tapped him to try to find some way to reposition bologna and other troubled me

I like this book.

My name is Emma, and I'm petit bourgeois.

I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me." "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle

When the Swedish Pirate Party won a majority in parliament, all hell broke lose. The treasury went from the euro to the pieces-of-eight and doubloons.

She cradled his head and let out a blood-curtling scream. The rain pounded the sidewalk and leaked down her brunette tresses. She looked like a drowned rat, but she didn't care,

In Search of Lost Time I counted: 180 characters at 5 letters a word plus spaces is 30 words per fold, so 9,792 folds amounts to 293,760 words which at 250 word per page is 1175pp!

They had enjoyed twenty years of blissful, harmonious marriage when Jake became startled to find that his wife secretly harbored bigoted views.

Paul McCartney adjusted his shirt and smoothed back his hair. This was it. It had finally happened. He'd always wanted to work in a drugstore and now he was a cashier at CVS

It hurt. God, it hurt. I thought I'd never die after I saw that blade cut me down. But I did die. I saw myself lying there with those terrifying empty eyes. I died. But... what is

and this one is a bunny... and here is an owl... now one more shadow before you go to bed." "Can you make the octopus again?" "I don't recall making an octopus."

Out of the blue, Granny Grozna showed up at Amanda's place. Amanda should have known this day would come, but she didn't expect the black chicken and bag of onions. Tarot had been

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without