Paul McCartney adjusted his shirt and smoothed

Paul McCartney adjusted his shirt and smoothed back his hair. This was it. It had finally happened. He'd always wanted to work in a drugstore and now he was a cashier at CVS

Pharmacy. Paul McCartney had his eye on the employee of the month award. In an effort to attract more customers to the CVS Pharmacy, Paul added a strawberry scent to the store

. Paul McCartney found that his rival for the Employee of the Month was allergic to his strawberry perfume. He plugged in his strawberry-scented Scentsy and ran.

...and ran and ran forever into the Strawberry Fields. If Paul could only find Penny Lane. She would know how he could resolve matters at the drug store. After a hard day's night,

and a long drive, he remembered where he left Penny Lane. Paul turned to his good friend, "Who's gonna tell you when things aren't so great, get in. I'll drive." Together they

made a magical mystery tour of Strawberry Fields. Penny wasn't where Paul had left her. "I once had a girl..." said Paul. "Will you lookit thaat." said Ringo, "A Walrus hitchin'

a yellow submarine." Paul sighed, "Penny's missing." "Maybe JoJo saw her roundabouts." They headed for his house in Norwegian Wood and found him sitting in an English garden.

Magnus Carlsen was there, and William Blake, as naked as the day was now, with glory all about, and George and John and lost souls found, and toasted tuna sandwiches with cheddar

In Dante's seven level. Oh it was good to be home. I swore to myself I would never leave it again. Looking around I spied my favorite Iron Maiden waiting for

that special ardent embrace that always got under my skin. I caressed her shiny face, her perfectly polished nails. Then I threw myself onto her, for a fervid, everlasting reunion.