Minimalism

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

"That's it! I'm not making any more webs for you!"Charlotte yelled at Wilbur.

He checked the clock: 10:32 PM. Three minutes until the news would come on, announcing the murder of Thomas Rogers. He grinned, sipping the thick iron-tasting fluid in his glass.

"F#@& me running!!" she said, after the rat trap snapped on the big joint of her left thumb. "'Rat traps won't maim' my ass!!"

In the future, I envision a world where you can control the temperature, where there's nearly unlimited food options, where you can pay for amazing entertainment, sex, drugs, what

I have the hardest time understanding why my one hand is an exact mirror image of my other hand. How did my right hand know what my left hand was doing?

You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a

Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and I took the road less traveled. Call me Ishmael. A screaming comes across

There in front of me was the girl who broke my heart.She hadn't really liked me in the first place.I didn't understand how she played with my emotions.

The space ship landed on top of the school. Jobe and Adam had snuck up there to smoke and drink beer. They woke up, saw the door open and inside the ship was Abraham Lincoln

"Ah ha! I've have finally discovered how to turn lead into gold! said Mr Noblet, Esquire of Crowburne Manor. He dipped his quill into the inkwell to record the discovery

The great slumbering god rolled over and created a minor earthquake that destroyed half of San Francisco. Unfortunately the other half was overrun by slimy creeping tentacle

Redemption was not something she ever thought possible.

... and we will throw the vegetable peeler for free!" He finished his spiel. The folding chairs were empty except for way in the back, a lone figure waited in a trenchcoat."Hello?"

It was the future: the year 2016 and gay marriage was legalized. Everyone became a homosexual and Christianity was now illegal. The economy collapse and Satan sodomized Jesus.

When we met again, Krixix petted me psychically. "My good human!" I didn't mean to bristle, and sent my regrets. But we both remembered that Arcturians had treated us like pets. E

Obama and Cameron woke in a strange but cheery bungalow. "Good morning, good morning, good morning!" Putin was also there and turned out to be an excellent breakfast chef. Village