49
Happiness is a breakfast burrito. That is all.
- Finished
- 2015-01-03 23:07:45
- Took
- 1 year, 339 days, 3 hours, 5 minutes, 8 seconds
34
Bulbous ping-pong balls stared me in the face. "Time to get up Jake!" said the sock.
- Finished
- 2015-07-17 23:30:34
- Took
- 1 year, 339 days, 8 hours, 49 minutes, 15 seconds
33
"Jingle bells~ Jingle bells~ Jingle all the way~~"
"IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS SHUT UP!"
- Finished
- 2017-05-24 05:55:10
- Took
- 1 year, 340 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes, 31 seconds
63
...and they called him...The Scribbler...
- Finished
- 2015-08-17 20:36:58
- Took
- 1 year, 340 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes, 15 seconds
20
The palace of ice had stood there all winter and now it was gone.
- Finished
- 2018-07-28 09:54:44
- Took
- 1 year, 340 days, 7 hours, 49 minutes, 29 seconds
78
I dare you to add lines to this story. Go on, do it!
- Finished
- 2014-07-31 23:27:38
- Took
- 1 year, 341 days, 2 hours, 5 minutes, 38 seconds
27
I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me
- Finished
- 2015-04-09 08:57:10
- Took
- 1 year, 341 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes
84
Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit
- Finished
- 2014-12-22 17:20:30
- Took
- 1 year, 341 days, 19 hours, 27 minutes, 27 seconds
51
"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.
- Finished
- 2014-11-12 22:50:25
- Took
- 1 year, 341 days, 20 hours, 28 minutes, 24 seconds