The highest of honours have endowed me today. A writer named Ambika, of whom had higher stature than me, decided to follow my path in the Quest of the FoldingStory. My joy was

My grayish mane of hair was still quite popular with the ladies. Maybe they associated it with affluence. But during three nightmare filled days in January it all turned white.

When I put a package with a running vibrator in front of the principals office as a prank, I really didn't expect the evacuation or bombsquad, but

The air was thick with fog, and monstrous growls could be heard from within.

Morton's resolve to "alway's take the stairs" as his doctor had ordered was severely taxed when he had a meeting on the 99th floor of the Willis Tower. On floor 78 he collapsed

I d d d don't remem m m m ber when I began t t t t to stutter. When I was a ch ch ch child, half of my

The CEO was an avid collector of Star Wars memorabilia & this was his prize catch. He had it installed in his office. He sat down in the Emperor's throne & paged Ms. Beazly

"Do no mistake inaction for laziness or misjudge a choice for peace as weakness." The student replied, "I'm not gonna lie, I feel very vulnerable after a nap."

Everything is quiet in Comstock. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and everything seems to have an "It's Friday" air about it. The only thing that is different is the

Anytime you want to meet someone over the internet, take my advice. Don’t. Instead, take the time to

Nothing quite made sense anymore. Was it the lights? Was it the alcohol? Was it the drugs? All Vivian knew was that the world immediately around her was nothing like what she'd

When they were younger they were stoners, but now it's crystal meth. They are perfect for eachother. He has a huge supply of razors, and she is covered in cuts. They both look

When I think back to the moment I met the love of my life I get a warm tingling feeling in my heart and a tear will often start to roll down my cheek. I didn't know at the time

Member? Do you? Member?

The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me. Reach inside and grab my goodies. You have no lover, no happiness might as well eat the rest of the pizza."

He washed ashore, sputtering and shivering in the cold. For as far as he could see, nothing was on the beach save some stray seaweed and the occasional crab. Suddenly he spotted

Slow day, isn't it?

I finally understood toothpaste for dinner. It is still not my favorite but in a pinch it will do. I had a list to do. I woke in a room in my bed. My Sun in the sky. My earth under

It was raining outside. Lightning crashed somewhere in the distance. I was staring up at the masked vigilante who'd just broke down my door. I'd never forget what happened next.

In 2030 Harry"s daughter was diagnosed with a huge tumour that made her look seven months pregnant. She found herself catapulted back in time to the 1930's. During this journey she