What the hell were you thinking when you stuck your head in the toilet and flushed? Good Lord, son, I thought you were smarter than that. Now look atcha...you're all wet and stinky

it begins a run-on sentence whose center holds, itself a long run-on sentence capable of folding on to itself twice-over when you consider it a tale of a single man single-handedly

I wonder what my grandmother would say. The entire house is destroyed. She never believed in bad things happening.

I figure Trixie'd have me back if I could show I was a real man, and hitchhiked across the country to her Appalachian home to rough it in the wilderness with a survivalist cookbook

I was pretty pathetic, I never read stories I didn't help write. I vainly just focused on my own. Because of this, I began to lack in forming original ideas. So I decided to

My name is Death. I have watched the sun die a million times and know that I will always be alone. Thus humanity sleeps soundly, unaware of my suffering. Who weeps for death?

John walked into a scary room and found a scary looking face.

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

The clock was edging along slowly but surely. The pressure was on. I had ten more seconds to finish the paper or my life would be over. The killer looked at me, his eyes pulsating

"INCOMING!"

I had thought about it and thought about it and then I finally came to a decision to ask her out. I've liked her for the longest time and tonight was the perfect time to ask. When

Once upon a time, there was a circle named Juliet.

"Dear Foldingstory, please stop. Each new fold becomes another turn in my nightmares every night. Sincerely, G.B." He hit send. Would the support staff

"It's best to die happy, but it's nice to live happily as well. So I'm afraid the girls are going to have to go fetch that boy in the hall before he bleeds out all over my new

It was a turnip. Big fat fettid gritty root vegetable. It sat on the Starbuck's counter, pointing it's weird wiry little root tip thingy at

I'm too sexy for my Anodontiglanis.

On February 9th, 1964, I sat down with my family in front of our black-and-white television set to watch a magical moment. The Beatles were on the Ed Sullivan Show. As the show

Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school, singing skunkish songs. "You've changed your tune, Skip!" One passerby was heard to say. Skip replied "

john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony was a weirdo i told him not to go to sleep my foot hurts theo is dumb i hate school i put stickers on my face

There was this guy--said he was a Certified Arse Expert. Turns out he was all mouth & trousers. He couldn't identify an arse if you gave him one on a plate with a cherry on top.