King Richard Simmons set off to the holy lands. Finally, after years of battle he alone would the liege that

"Jip-jop, flip-flop." No one blinked. I said, "JIP_JOP, flip-FLOP!" I could feel them staring at me. The weight of a wall of eyes just staring at you, its very unnerving.

Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.

"Applicants must have >50000 follicles growing on their face, excessive cuticle growth on hands and feet, hypodontia desired but not required. Benefits: frequent travel,

Upon his conviction for applecide by bow and arrow, William Tell was thrown into jail with the rest of the appleciders. His cellmate, known only as "Musselman", notoriously juiced

"Let me tell you about the Potato Republic!"

At first, Joe's search implant seemed like a good idea. But it exacerbated his ADD until finally he was scattered to the winds and lost. But like a shaman, he returned from this

He went down to the 7-11 and decided that he was going to stand right outside the front door and sell the stolen cigarettes 1$ cheaper than

I'll never eat Belgian chocolate again.

When Father T. opened a drive-thru confessional booth at the Collinsville truck stop off I-70, he expected to hear some unusual stories, and this is the topper. All names changed

If you like dumb, pointless stories, then this one's just for you.

The thick, tea-dark water bubbled ominously as Jenna dipped her toe into it. "I don't know, Josh" she said, nervously looking back at her boyfriend on the trash-strewn beach, "I'm

An awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill,assiduously annihilating ant after ant. Bill burdened bucktoothed Bertie by bidding belligerentl

The two megabankers circled each other on the roof of Shanghai Tower. "Crumley, isn't it strange that eleven of us have had 'accidental' deaths in the past month?" Moore inquired

Ric a tic tic, tic a tic tic tic, ricca tic tic ticca ticca tic.

"Oh! Hey Bob! How's it goin'?" Bob whipped around. "You must be mistaken. My name's not Bob." "Sure it is, Bob." I squinted. "Yes, you're definitely Bob." Bob's adam's apple bobbed

Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived in orbit around Foldinus Prime to settle a dispute between the creatures known as GreenBananas and buddyboy4711. Negotiations have

Humphrey was a whale.

Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when he rode his horse into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and lassoed up

"First, you're gonna want to macerate your berries thusly. Feel how soft they're getting? Now you can masticate them soo easily. Mmm." A mass debate in Bobby Flay's studio audience