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My parents gave me advice like "Don't talk with your mouth open." and "Hold my hand while crossing the street. I don't want to die alone."

The word for today is burrito. Burrito burrito burrito. Chili verde burrito. Bean and cheese burrito. Dorito machito burrito grande por favor. Carne asada burrito. Burrito? Si.

The sun shone brightly on the blue waves of the open sea. A young child with hair of fire stood attentively at its mouth, looking for someone. On the horizon, a ship was approach

Long shoots of grass grew up between the slats of the benches scattered here and there along the crooked paths.I and my friend were playing catching,suddenly,my friend fell in to a

"If you had a fire in a convenience store & Gatorade were flammable we could get sued, so we put the flame retardant in it." "...and what does brominated vegetable oil taste like?"

I have a hard time distinguishing needs and wants. I needed to prove something to Sherry, so I ate a whole box of brown sugar. Now I am

Mr. Ham R. Tongs pointed at the pie chart. "As you can see, we spent too much on Manhole Covers this fiscal year. I purpose we switch from cast iron to corregated cardboard."

He had the faintest recollection of having a truly outstanding idea. On his hand was written "asparagus goal priceless". Asparagus goal priceless? What in the hell did that mean?

A sock was stuck in the core of the nuclear submarine' s refrigeration unit, causing a meltdown. The explosion's tidal wave sunk California. Then the U.S. national debt suddenly

The bat swept in from the storm. Dracula confronted him. The bat's claw had a crystal key that

"We need to get off this damn planet -- these people are crazy!" Cappy Dammit might have lacked some joined-up thinking, but he was a Megador of the BBQ. One day in the Drift,

I awoke bolt upright. After last night's bender, I thought I would wake up in my bed (or someone else's.) Instead, I was in front of my laptop, my hands pressed to the keyboard.

She was wearing blue cotton stockings. They stretched tight over her knees so I could see the skin beneath. When she crossed her legs, they made a slight scratching sound.

There she was, just a-walking down the street, singing, "Do wa diddy, diddy dum, diddy do." Snapping her fingers, and stomping her feet, singing,

He crept down into the feared basement. He felt something... Or was it his imagination? What was that!? Shivers went down his spine as he turned and saw the most frightening thing:

Ug was tired of being the scapegoat for bad hunt magic & promised Thag two bear skins & a nearly new flint arrow head to kill the Shaman. "Thag gonna tell Shaman if you don't give

In the tabletop landscape that is the Midwest there are slumbering giants. Grain Silos. The Crop Circles of Wenona were a sign. Seamus was a watcher. He dusted crops by day,

'It's crying in my heart like it's raining on the town'