There once was a girl named Shirley. She lived in a small town outside of Wichita, Kansas. There was something peculiar about Shirley; she had magical

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The ghost Russian cruise ship drifting off the coast of County Mayo lurched in the Atlantic swell. Its crew of cannibal rats scurried aft to survey the rocky shore. "Land ahoy, Cap

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"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.

I wish I was sitting in my loungeroom playing boggle with my family. That used to be so much better than sitting in prison.

She became so engrossed in writing about burnt food in her fold that she forgot about the actual food on the grill. What's that smell?

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"Out out damn spot", she cried out helplessly

She reset the alarm & glanced around. The back door was now locked, the curtains drawn. She gripped the spatula with both hands & took several deep breaths.

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