That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to

The spooky girl sat next to me on the train. I pretended to do a cryptic crossword. She whispered "Ever think that darkness is not the absence of light but a physical force?"

He'd never gone for low hanging fruit like the rest of the Dusters. Elitism. Strict and impeccable. He'd commanded T7's in the wake of Event Horizons harvesting Nardox Radiat

One dark night, I took a walk to the grocery store.

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

Dave got to his feet swaying slightly. "I hope that everyone associated with this travesty shites a Christmas tree," he proclaimed

I had the name for a bit but then it changed all of the sudden when the woman walked through the door.

The day began like any other -the birds were singing, a gentle breeze was blowing- and yet, George could not help but feel a barely perceptible sense of foreboding, as if he knew

The world was stunned to learn that, contrary to conventional wisdom, the majority of vegetables were sentient, intelligent creatures, and that, in fact, vegetarians were

Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

"...and if you are one of the first 50 callers today, we'll double your order at no additional cost!" I called immediately. I had to have the Tiddy Bear in every color!

...I lied to my doctor. Yet again. This time I didn't even need to.

Hi. My name is tucker. I'm

The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

"Think 'Julie & Julia', but with serial killers instead of bloggers and chefs. It's called 'Hannibal & Hannibal' - Hannibal Lecter reflects upon his kills, while the audience is

We are born to die, and we die to live, so what's the point in living life if it just contradicts?

In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

A tisket a tasket, a delicious clotted crumpet, tea with milk & their ilk wrapped in silk in a picnic basket delivered by a strumpet. But she dropped it, dropped it, yes on the way

"Well I never!" pearl clutcher Iris Wu shrieked, gaping at the orgy. But honestly, the good people of Whitehaven would gasp themselves * if they knew what Iris got herself into in

I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.