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There were man like Bob Change, for Bob Change lived up to his name. And not, mind me, on the political way. Bob would come, and Change would follow, like a thurderstorme in Kansas

Roberta sat in the boardroom, trembling in her designer dress. Had her brilliant deception been uncovered or was the boss about to give her a

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My Grandfather motioned with his feeble hand as I approached the bed. I bent down to listen to his last words. "Listen son... Eat... Sleep... Rave... Repeat."

I once had a dream of huge worms with sharp teeth. They ate human meat. I ran and ran. But everywhere I went the worms were there.

He was an Emo hitman who was plagued with suicidal thoughts every time he was contracted to kill someone.

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As a thick, depressing, fog suffocates a wooded valley, the rain and sleet beat down upon a desolate path.

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I guess we all change sometimes. Some for better & some for worse. Here's a story of a rich boy Tony I knew for many years who turned into a stitched up boxer with cauliflower ears

It was when Evie couldn't bear to hang any more clothes on the line because all her pegs were unmatching that she took up drinking seriously.