I first heard about the speigle device late on a Thursday afternoon. Wow, I thought. 48 hours later and I won one on an online giveaway. By Tuesday it was in my grubby hands. "by"

One day I got bored and decided to make a golem. Finding the clay was easy enough, and I had the free time, so, before I knew it, I was standing before a 6' clay simulacrum of

Capt. Cob re-lit his pipe then leaned against the taffrail, trying to remember some nautical terms. "Have the youngest 'prentice batten down the scuttle," he shouted to

Cary Grant lifted Eva Marie Saint into the upper berth of their cabin, a salacious grin on his face. Principal photography on "North by Northwest" was all but in the can: all that

"What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.

The Department of Defense needed to get away from the controversial drone program. What they needed was solo armored divisions. They needed Combat Segways, and we were ready.

Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite had the last laugh. The really hard last laugh because when they got on the spaceship they saw a bunch of Mormons on their way

They crinkled their noses, wondering what could make the room smell like this. Sally walked in and almost puked. There in the corner of the room was

So I quit my job then and went back on the road. I managed to land a gig here and there, none lasting more than a few day news. I blew into a town, played my set, made love to

The silent engines glowed like embers as the craft rotated itself on the W-Axis to realign with its original slice-coordinates in four-dimensional space. It then coasted down

I'm here to make you forget that you don't believe in angels anymore.

"Hey Paul, a viewer sent these in. The Top 10 reasons to fold stories: 1. It's a place where your bizarre twisted humor is seen as a plus.

The doctor looked at me. He took off his glasses and started to bite on the end. "You have..." he paused for a moment. "You have...zombie cancer."

The hungry space monkey goes to school on the moon.

"In light of the untimely death of Horace the Housefly, we need to pick a new mascot." The school board surveyed their surroundings. "How about The Gazebos?" "No, we should be The

He was a distinguished gentleman, sophisticated and debonair. So when his wife named their firstborn son "Porgy," he wanted to strangle her. Porgy LeMonde grew up to become a

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.

"Krejomar, would you please shut up? It's wrecking the Gematria. Everyone else in the Cosmos has agreed to be silent for just this one moment." Urmok implored him, but Krejomar

"Ok, put the Mackerel behind the wheel." "Don!" I shouted. But Don was serious. I pulled the oily fish from the tank and sat him in the driver's seat. It was a formula 1 car and th

After being stopped countless times in customs due to my adermatoglyphia,I developed synthetic fingerprints from breathable membrane used in contacts. What started as a convenience