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I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt of a big fluffy spaceship manned by little fluffy aliens. Everything was pink and smelled of marshmallows. The aliens looked like

A ‘V’ of storks flew into Saint Petersburg Maternity Ward to steal babies again. Babies were Russia’s #1 export, so their economy was crumbling. Storks slew roubles, as well as

He wouldn't hurt anybody. He couldn't even kill a fly. Which made his job as a Hit Man tricky.

Weak with recent illness, Wilma played her notorious hoax on Fred, she got Dino to get up on his hind legs and

If I go to bed now,

Stella Nova stacked her pancakes higher than anybody at the World Waitress Games. Juggling three plates of pancakes, two syrup jugs, and a cup of Ovaltine, she rushed towards the

I think I might be a porcupine because a porcupine would feel just like I do right now.

A salute your shorts marathon was on at the same time there was a convention for Magic the gathering

Estaba en el embarque para Guadalajara, cuando vi a una señora vestida de fiesta y sin maleta, esperando un vuelo. Yo sabia! Ella iba para el matrimonio de su amigo.

I am an invisible mangonel.

Ήταν μια κρυα μέρα του χειμώνα, όταν ξύπνησαν οι σκαντζόχοιροι και είδαν όλη την κοιλάδα κάτασπρη!

The students of Menopeak High School were reading through the list of unusual careers on offer at the Career Day Expo. The first job offered was

At the castle gate, the French army waited to lay siege. Inside, the English had run out of frankincense. "Can someone PLEASE dump the lair pots outside?" the King asked. An archer

There's a man running around in a giant hamster wheel in the Ukrainian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest. Symbolism? The woman from Moldova just ripped her big blond plait off.

Finally I had the Harvard degree, the tailored suits, the consulting job, country club pass, the Lexus, & thought I'd arrived in Yuppieland, but then Tom took me on the Metrosexual

"You're an "E" away from 'H-O-R-S-E'," Jim said. "Now you have to do a Vince Carter windmill slam with a split landing. If you fail, that sponge cake is mine." A split? Ever since

"I have to gross pad stuff, so you might not want to watch me pee this time." said

Finally, he could be himself. He closed the closet door. The walls were lined with astro-turf and he had a hogshead of port wine, and some cheeto's. He saluted his grande

C3PO realized they were playing hacky-sack with a "Thermal Detonator!"