I was so relieved when my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I'd been looking for a way out of the relationship and happened to be sterile. She didn't know this. Of course, she

I'm telling you Bob, the guy's not normal. I've been a chiropractor for 30 years. Jack's pushing 40 but his bones have evidence of growth spurts. He comes to me once a month

The men in white painter overalls pulled on smurf masks & entered the jewelry store. A woman in a smurfette mask yelled. "Everyone on the floor. This is a smurf up!" & brandished

She could feel it calling to her. Much like she could feel her sisters searching for her every night. They had been hunting for what seemed like forever, but hadn’t come to release

He was a sheep in wolfs clothing, running with the pack, howling at the gibbous moon. He'd managed to avoid sniffing butts up to now & If he could just get close to the alpha male

Archipelago. Hot as hell. He hated this poisonous tail of islands. But he was a war criminal. His tale was from a time before the world had come to its senses.

After anonymously dominating the Nerf Basketball League for years, I was ready to take my talents to the NBA. But first, I needed a hype shoe deal. I placed a call to Crocs, Inc.

To avoid getting nipped by the fuzz and ending up in the hoosegow I had to shimmy down a thingamajig and make like a schoenobatist. I'd absconded with a plethora of doohickeys and

Who watches the Watchmen? The Arcturians, the Orionex and the 11th Ephemerid, that's who. Well, and China. Our cosmic friendlies kept watchful eyes on Earth's spylords and waited

He shined his jacket buttons, straightened his tie and stepped out of his fathers limosine onto the Winsor Prepratory School grounds. With a name like Montague Rosenkranz,

How could I ever trust her if she talks behind my back! This is an important mission and Rebecca was going to ruin it if I didn't stop her first.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the Mickey Mouse clock was striking thirteen.

"Oreius,feed our prisoners to the LYTHIAN DRAKON.Luke commanded."Luke,my brother is going to lose against that CYCLOPS."shouted Agreius.

Friendly nightmare

That was the last straw

Mickey and Minnie Mouse had just broken it up. It was awful!

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Disney bought the Playboy Mansion and turned it into an amusement ride.

So, I couldnt decide if it was really profitable to smuggle bear paws. Sadly, my partner in crime thought I said bear claws, & it was over from there. 15K of sugary goodness had 2

I watch her as she draws, her eyebrows knitted in concentration, fingers curved carefully over the pencil as if it is a valuable tool in creating a rare delicacy. In