Late at night got the dog a walk around. Tired of that room. The smoke touched my lungs advising the body was tired. But you know, work, couldn't sleep yet. Not before the...

To get to the root of the problem I was going have to remove each of my fingers. I had stolen a cleaver from the local butcher and my plan was to start with my left pinky. It was

He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.

i was on mountain lost and all alone not a sound could be heard from any where when all of the sudden i heard a

If you close your eyes rapidly n the dark you can see the reaper coming closer to your face taking notes of how you look and what you look like, he knows when you are

If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo'er smrater tahn teh avreage humna.

"I have told you a million times!" she screamed.

Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule have clearly fueled his need to please.

Old Jim never went back to the ship.

"Hey!",I yell,waving."Hey!",he mimics,waving back.How irritating;standing in front of each other and waving.A guy appears behind him:"Dude,that's a mirror",I hear a voice in my ear

Lately, scuba divers off the coast of the "Sea of Mysterious Disappearances" have disappeared. Captain Apparition settled on his fishing boat to investigate.

Doug the dog and Cate the cat were best friends.

Zara is a gypsy who has perfect night vision. She has traveled to many places, keeping her fellow companions safe during the night, but last week, walking past Desert Creek she saw

Even after being away for so long, I knew how everything worked. Well, mostly. I was more surprised they'd replaced my control panel with one big red button. I pressed it, and then

Rrrriing rrring. Click. "Hi there, Phil here from Homecon. Do you have a quick minute?" "I don't own time. It's a river." ".. greeaat. How many persons live in your household?" "

Jaden was not your typical eight year old boy. He had a hidden secret, he is going to very important to not only his town but also his country, he just didn't know it yet.

wholy shit football is here...wat is oregons record going to be this year

Waking up, I noticed I no longer had arms or legs. Not the best start to the day but I was determined to make the most of the morning as the weather was supposed to turn by the aft

Hartwig dried his hair with a towel but didn't comb, put on some holey jeans & platform shoes. He was still a short german with a big American car & a deathwish. He stomped on the

And there was world peace. Ever harmonious speech flowed from tounges across the land