Jumping on the bar top in my platform shoes, I realized I was a different person than I thought I was.

Tranquillityite, while common on the moon is rare on Earth. Hence the lunar powers of

The problem with the Nutcracker wasn't his wooden conversation or his gastly chops, it was in his noggin, the whorls of his brain like those of a walnut. He was crackin' nutty &

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

I didn't forget to remember that I forgot, I still remember that. What I still don't remember is what was forgotten. As of now, I think it has only been forgotten once. Unless I fo

Palmistry demonstrated to me that the hand is the spider of the soul. What I ask you is the sole of the foot? I tell you verily after years of podiatric study your foot *snifff*

I'm testing the site for a workshop for teachers in May.

Mr. Wong secretly funded production of his Chinese fire drill table which rotated every 5 min so every person sat next to every other person during a dinner party with Mrs. Wong's

ARPB Board minutes. January 12, 2013. Council member Jones presented his proposal for impeachment. Charmain Donnely yelled and threw a chair. Bailiff Stuggart restrained Chairman

I woke up this morning feeling really happy. Maybe too happy. I reached for my copy of M Kundera's "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". After reading just one chapter, the misery

"It's an interesting case, Detective. Apparently this news crew was filming a man being mauled and shredded by feral cats, when they were all blind-sided by something -- else."

There once was a boy who wanted a friend. He wasn't sure how to go about asking someone to be his friend.

I don't go to the casino to gamble, I go to drink. In peace. Nowhere else in this fuckhole of a city can you get peace at 3.30am. I drink. And I think. Some of my best thoughts

Austin Dental Bridge: A New Look It is the era of beauty consciousness everywhere. All that people worry all over the world is majorly about how they look. A woman who does not hav

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I said as I nodded disapprovingly at the startled student.

"Fellow shareholders, after years of effort from our team of paleontologists and molecular biologists may I present to you the Brontosaurus burger!" "Dad, it's Apatitosaurus!

I made the best macaroni sandwich with honey glazed ham and sweet mustard with lettuce, tomato and melted swiss cheese. I glazed pasta sauce on it. My friends made fun of me but I

I've been trapped on this planet for my entire life, without any hope of escaping and returning home, so there's no point in crying; it's time to acquiesce and to get a job.

She looked down at me as I stared in awestruck at her presence. Three years later and I still couldn't accept her rejection

A flash of light shattered the sky followed a moment later by a massive boulder rolling slowly down a distant mountain.