"tori is the hottest female on the planet" i declared haphazardly to noone in particular, but didn't care since noone but her mattered to me anymore anyway. I built a rocket ship

I was listening to my favorite band, Emmure, when all of a sudden,

I'm not convinced that's really a star. She whispered her thoughts to me on the hillside, and then we watched it sail across the horizon. It's not, I told her, it's

Being a TV newsreader might seem like a glam job. In truth I hate it. The mail I get is either all smarmy or down right insulting. For instance, this one from a 25 year old lady,

We had left in rather a hurry, the clouds we getting darker and its was soon to. The building in the distance looked liked the best option for shelter.

I open my eyes to darkness. I was locked in place, immobilized; knowing not which direction I faced. Without warning, a blinding light strikes me, all I can do is think

Some people think that it is awkward for 53-year-old men to listen to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits album repeatedly while furtively but furiously hoping for a sign. Others know

Revolution was in the streets and the roads of the internet, but in a poor small bar, Ambrose Luxor took the stage and said: "The name of this band is Overmind Resistance." The 20

Ad hominem grits can be quite tasty.

Maxwell, was a new student at his school. He was expecting to be lonely as all new students on the first day of school would expect, but when he went into the school, he met Amanda

After angrily looking around for my charger i realize that

In a lonely cave, one man lives by himself with his butler. He has only one friend. He decided to go fight some bad people. Espcially his arch nemesis, Joker. They fought until

Angry. Wet. Two loaded Twin-kegs-Fifties. Rain beat down on her as she moved through fowl dense jungle.

The rancid cupcake sat on the back of the pantry shelf. Lurlene had a sweet tooth something fierce.

After 6 hours of trudging throught the desert, I finally came to the realization that there was no hope. This desert seemed endless and just as I was about to give up I saw a huge.

One day after school, I decided to take a lunch break at Mcdoonalds. When I got there I saw that everything was quite normal as I waited patiently in line until...

My room has a view of a graveyard. I'm all alone

Humpback the Clown decide that maybe it was time to reevaluate some of the voices he had made.

I gazed through the blinders hanging before the train window at the moire pattern formed by the neat rows of rice plants. We passed a crossing and the warning tone doppler-shifted

In a valiant attempt to set a new world record, Pete stuffed another two franks into his maw. Already to near-choking and fast approaching his limit, he glanced at the LED clock.