Besides carpet burn, this is what happens when you spend it all in one place, at one time, on one woman.

A drunk man named Nikita its and a woman or space alien (it's hard to tell) named Tables head out to destroy the volcano God contracted by the secret Asian man named Mysterious Man

Once upon a time, there was a tiny little mouse.

The needle probed a vein, popped it. She sighed, her toes curling on the filthy mattress. Ever since sandmen, dream entradistas, brought back the stuff, the world lay in a stupor.

My Uncle Luther just passed gas while we were sitting around the family room. I was the only one who heard it. He knew that I knew. But it quickly became evident to everyone that

Mr Obsessive-Compulsive had just washed his car. He then drove his car to his mother's house. Along the way he crossed a bridge with a Pelican sitting on a street light. Splat!

The wedding invite said, "Bring a suit." So what if mine was bright canary hazmat with a gas-mask helmet! I was on time!

With a full head of steam, he pushed on. The Tinman had accidentally sat on the iron, and it was plugged.

The black masked chef flicked a shuiriken which neatly split the lobster in two. My date shrieked with pleasure. The Ninjahana Restaurant had its share of 'accidents' however and

I hate when people watch me open their presents.

On Valentine's Day 2013 at the Robot Restaurant in Harbin, China, IBM's Watson and Cleverbot celebrated their secret anniversary. Later they wandered through the Ice Festival's

"Hey man, how's it going?" I looked at him up and down, I couldn't stand him and only now I felt the freedom to say so. "Eagerly awaiting the sweet release and relief of death"

We gotta find Dad. We gotta find Jessica's killer. In 1835, Samuel Colt made a special gun. They say this gun can kill anything. I've been having dreams. Sometimes they come true.

The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise, gets bored, makes two humans & tells them not to eat an apple. Ofcourse they do, get kicked out & turn truly wicked, except one guy Noa

"There's fold in them thar hills!" The whiskery stranger pointed west and scuttled away.

Ron loaded his father's shotgun knowing he threatened his estranged mother with it during arguments, but after several weeks his mother still lived. Ron, despondent jumped out out

Lucy Goosey lived on the far side of town, where she made a modest living selling sundries and whatnots. One day a large white truck pulled up in front of her shop and two guys in

One day, I was running on the beach and fell into a huge hole.

King "Buddy" Tut admired the handiwork of his people: the stately cheesecake pyramid he had decreed, with a border of palm fronds and candy crocs. But cheesecake fundamentalists de

"Today on Kitchen Miracles we're going to fix filet mignon in a lobster sauce, smothered in caviar and truffles, for a family of four, all for only $10! First you want to start