Captain Gabe and Tippy

As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure he showed up, but basically just dicked around all day. He had his feet up watching Entourage season 5, disk 2 when the bigger, regional

I nervously boarded the cargo elevator, my enigmatic guide sliding the door shut and flipping the switch. We began to descend deep into the earth. I was nervous, but I needed to kn

"What's your problem?" He snapped when we entered the house. "You ruined the night just because you wanted to be a brat!" He treated me like a child, when I was a fully capable 80

She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called

I would feel better if the knife butchering me was worth more. I know you got it from the bargain shelf, because you can't afford to spend a mere $1000 for a diamond encrusted one.

I looked upon my bedroom wall, never had I seen so many shadows dancing on it. N object in my room could cast such terrific things. I covered my eyes with my blanket but something

I have a fetish about toes. I have ever since I was born.

The older guy Sharona had been seeing was turning out to be a possessive creep. All this my, my, my business, and all the talk about getting it up and making his motor run was just

There ain't nuthin' sexier than a girl that knows how ta shoot, 'xcept mebee one that ken

La femme mystérieuse était sur la plage à Nice. Elle attendait le soleil....elle ne voulait plus vivre. Sans Jésus, son petit chien rose, sa vie était misérable

The event was unexpected and for that reason, unwelcomed. The plan called for proper planning and for every contingency being covered.

I walked into the kitchen, where we had once made spaghetti together, but

Came home, drank about 8 or 9 Budweisers, then went straight to bed. I dreampt of thick rivers cascading as waterfalls into the ocean. So much water. Flowing. Streaming. Then

He wore a Turban and nothing else. He was the Naked Sikh and his only super power was a giant

My wife left me because of my wandering eyes. I couldn't blame her. I sighed and switched on my sonar before I got out of bed. It sounded like they were in the kitchen cabinets ag

"Perhaps" the professor droned on, "on another Earth the War of Northern Aggression might have been lost by the Glorious South - but of course that is nothing but pure poppycock."

Lily was in the wrong place at the wrong time.She was not meant to see that man standing by the bed,hovering over

The grizzly bear smoked a calabash pipe because

Yesterday, I found a wizard in my washing machine. He claimed to have lived in there since 1889, but that couldn't have been, since this washing machine was manufactured last year.