It was my junior year in high school when the problems really started. Up until then I had been able to control my urge to mate, but when I encountered the school mascot that

The Monroes were a strange family. We called them the 'Munsters'. They had a zombie doorstop that tried to grab you when you rang their skull knocker. But a dare was a dare

Statt ihm einen Korb zu geben, gab sie ihm zwei Körbchen, Grösse D. Er konnte sein Glück kaum fassen.

Leyendas Argentinas

The dictator gathered the propagandists-to-be for his instructions. "Instead of a resume, design a poster that proclaims your superiority over the other candidates. Only one of you

The booming sound was clear and immediately recognizable. He looked quickly out the window at the wall of snow sliding down the mountain toward him.

Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još nisu radila. Istuširali smo se i oživeli. Nije bilo tolikooo strašno hladno. Miris vazduha je bio dobar. Bili smo sami na Velikom kanalu.

twas the night before Christmas? no no just kidding twas the night before valentines day

I hated my football coaches. All of them. They were losers. Well, we lost every game, but they took no ownership in the losses. Every single one of them blamed us.

I'd invited the regulars, Bob who brews Nutbrowns, Sam, the Pilsnerking, & Sally, the Amber-lady. The burgers were on the grill when I popped the unmarked bottle of Obama Honey Ale

The end of the world was approaching us so quickly, I could almost hear the screams of agony growing closer each day. It was only just recently that I discovered the screams were

I peed in the pool. Shame enveloped me like sick jacuzzi jets. When Jason came up for air, I could see a little water got in his mouth and

OPO agents stormed the church. "The late Pastor Joe Saltarelli was a registered organ donor," said their captain. "Your church organ will serve another congregation well." Hacksaws

I find myself laying upon the dusty remnants of what was once mine. I can feel the quakes of an incoming C5 Space Cruiser as it prepares to refuel before final combustion. I was

I'd finally arrived in the city of hallucinogenic mushrooms sold in shops that resembled supermarkets in a strange kind of way , of coffeeshops where coffee was never the main item

The stroke had destroyed Sherlock Holmes's short and long term memory. His analysis was impeccable but he could never remember it. In fact he couldn't remember when

Then Adam said, "Wait a minute. If we had no knowledge of good and evil, then how could we have known that disobeying God was wrong?" God had to think about that. What he needed

Elliot was always unlucky at school. Not 'bad' luck, just 'unfortunate' luck. Take this morning for instance, a pigeon had artistically decorated his sports bag with it's

Grandpa's newest invention was "Water proof coveralls" . The neat part was watching them fill up like a balloon every time Grandpa farted. Then his beard would fluff up when the

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I have corn, and what my lousy child was like.