My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."

Upon a midnight sun, I strode to a clear space upon a height in a great wood. I saw the satin sheet of Nærøyfjord glisten below, and a rainbow curtain dancing in the sky.

It was when the Chaos Club made the impending impact public that I decided Raymond and his crew weren't coming on the Arc. Without the extra weight, we could arrive on Mars before

Jim opened the door slowly, cautious of my fragile state. "AJ? Are you okay?" Do I want to lie to him? Do I tell him the truth? "I'm fine," I lied. It was then my mask shattered.

I closed my eyes and it felt like nothing had changed at all.

The man saw that the wall was tall and all he did was fry an egg in hopes that in some abstract way

He felt a little sorry for himself, truth be told. It hadn't been the greatest night, and it would certainly take some time for the scars to fade - letalone the hurt from when she

The clay grew tall again like it always does.

It was in the days of junkfood prohibition. Ed was crossing the canadian border with a duffle full of twinkies made to look like bananas. The twinkies highly prized on the black

'I am the king of the world' he said placing a tin mug on his head and waving a dish rag. 'Aah, and I am Elvis Presley,' said the other inmate who started playing the air guitar.

One day I was walking down the road when, out of nowhere, Caroline came running up to me screaming

The snow fell, heavy, wet, and Josh trudged through it headed for home. The weight in his stomach got heavier with each step. How could he tell his mom the truth when he didn't

When I was in middle school, I became friends with another girl who has Down Syndrome. The other students made fun of me, and bullied me, but I just ignored them.

Braaaaaaaaa!!

The demonolgist's day job was painting lines in parking lots. This went well until the winter solstice

The halls of Dis were dark. The black lamps burnt dark blue darkening the gloom.

The Thompson Twins entered the strange telephone booth. As soon as they closed the door sparks and tubes spun around. When they exited it was 2012 and they were

Once upon a time there was a dragon named Frank. Frank was a very curious dragon. He often would watch people and their living habits. However, he was not impressed with society.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Maximiliano Buenasnoches was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover

When Flaubert acquired a time machine, he became a menace to himself. It was important to say the right words in the right order. He often struggled with himself for the sake of re