The professor blew up the powder-blue balloon, tied it, held it at arms length, and with one sweeping motion, popped it with a pin."Thus ends the lecture. Questions?"

"Why can't I rip the tag off of the mattress??!!!" Stacy knew why, but she did not let on. She wanted Terri to

In the Amazon male Brachyhypopomus pinnicaudatus use electric fields to attract females & light up the river like an aurora. Luc watched Eva's expression soften & blew on her neck

The once was a pooping unicorn who had the worst B.O. everyone on the earth died

Once upon a time there was a nyan cat that farted rainbows which destroyed earth little by little and 1 day the president says "enough is enough, he has destroyed the white house".

I cant even begin to explain how it made me feel. So much chock, so much intensity. My eyes could not believe what they were seeing. New Teen Wolf Blew my mind!

Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out

I will do it today. I will run straight through and do it, because I don't think that what I am doing with my life right now is good for me.

Cow 35 & 36 faced one another & scooped dirt up on to their back with their hooves, snorted and banged their heads together locking horns. The crowd of farmers cheered

"I am only sure of one thing, Mr. Black." Said Dr. Red rubbing his chin. "And what is that?" Replied Black. The Doc then answered,"This Ship shall sink."

I feel lonely, but at the same time not. I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it makes me

Dad was grilling steaks in our back yard when three mean-looking drones transited our airspace. I went to get my drone-blaster, but Dad stopped me. He nodded toward their goal:

Pro Tip: when drinking at work on a Friday it's best to keep the lights low and turn on some jazzy music to distract people. Put out some pretzels and just subtly dance around.

He wrote the list "Allison, Isabel, Katrina" on the left & "2001, 2003, 2005" on the right. He'd noticed his relationships ended the year a hurricane occurred with the same name as

"Ichthyomancy and idioglossia are ignotum per ignotius" Uncle Ichabod used to say, but he suffered from latent Luciferous Logolepsy. Aunt Ida suffered from Involuntary Idiolalia.

I love Fridays. Fridays are days where i can relax and play. My favorite thing to play is

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

Out of the blue, Granny Grozna showed up at Amanda's place. Amanda should have known this day would come, but she didn't expect the black chicken and bag of onions. Tarot had been

and this one is a bunny... and here is an owl... now one more shadow before you go to bed." "Can you make the octopus again?" "I don't recall making an octopus."

It hurt. God, it hurt. I thought I'd never die after I saw that blade cut me down. But I did die. I saw myself lying there with those terrifying empty eyes. I died. But... what is