He slowly took off his wig and then even more slowly, his false eyelashes. Gosh it hurt so he tried yanking it off and then he started screaming cos his original eyelashes came off

"Fiddlesticks!" said Bob, reaching for the medical kit. He had just slammed a nail into the palm of his hand while trying to do 'his own handiwork' as Susan had suggested.

I look around. It's dark and the sky without any stars.Out of a sudden, i heard someone shouting out loud when i turn behind, i saw someone shadows walking pass.......

Dr. Frankenstein ceased his efforts to sew limbs directly onto a head. "This shortcut isn't working, only a torso will do!" He sighed. "If only a torso fresh enough was available

I could not believe what was right in front of my eyes. It was the best gift of all time! It was a tiny little puppy with fluffy brown fur, who wanted to play all day!

I have seen it, the Jersey Devil, lurking among the trees, they claim I am crazy but I believe in what I saw. He looked me right in the eye with a devious smirk and just...

Dear Princess Celestia, you have thirty minutes to move your chariot, or your chariot will be crushed into a cube. Yours sincerely, the Canterlot Traffic Control.

The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks anymore. They wanted to be in charge. So being lead by Bucky they started a revolt. The first attack was on Captain America who

I don't have voice, I don't believe wasting my breath is beneficial. Why speak if no is going to listen?

The man wore a wide brimmed hat, mask, stripped suite, cape & white gloves. The McDonald's employees thought it was a joke, but when he pulled a gun out of a bag & said "Robble,

I couldn't believe what had just happened. My heart raced and my head pounded. Was I dreaming or could this actually be real?

My hand hovered over the button. I didn't believe it was the decision my palm faced, but the coffee that left me shaky. "Don't do it--not to them," I heard her from behind me.

When he reached for the last fry he heard a voice, "Please don't eat me." He looked in the bag. The last french fry was weeping and looked at him with such sorrowful eyes.

There I was, standing all alone. I could not believe the world is ending right before my eyes. Everyone and everything was gone. All I can see is

Monkeys don't wear shoes, how could I've been so stupid? The half-monkey sneered at me and took my cell phone. He sniffed it and decided it was useless. There goes my escape route.

Violet. Looking at the flowers and naming her unborn child after them. She wanted the child name to mean something and now it did. Unknowingly her best friend had just chosen the

His beanie said it all. The blonde "dreds" finished off whatever the beanie couldn't say. He worked at the "Genius Bar" in the local Apple Store which pretty much meant

"She didn't!" "Oh, she really did!" "Come on, I'm serious. She didn't!" "I'm not fooling you, she really did." We went back and forth like this for about an hour. My confusion

I do Foldingstory impersonation. For exam.."inations Dr. Dweezle popped a weasel. That's what he called lancing pimples." Or try to guess th.."netopsychismically. (Hah,bet U didn't

You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a