Bob,curious to find out what's happening ,walks all the way out to the farmer and ask him , 'Excuse me Farmer Haris ,could you you tell me what you are doing?'

The deep dank rainforest in Borneo is 130 million years old. Professor Pat McGroin had spent months in the forest trying to observe the mating habits of the birds of paradise, only

I could drink no more but the man kept buying. Damn he was handsome. What could I do? Say no? If only I could say no. It seemed a curse of mine to always say yes. He took me by the

I quit my day job and opened up a restaurant where we served whole steamed crabs, artichokes, sunflower seeds, and pomegranates. It was all you can eat (30 minute time limit). My

The toast popped up and he caught it in the air. He got out the jar of boogers and slathered them on the toast, smiling at the thought of

"I am BATMAN!" "I AM GROOT!" "I AM IRON MAN"... "BATMAAN!!" "GROOOT!!" "IRON MAAAN!!"

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Horrible, no good, dirty-rotten, son-of-a-biscuit

A boy and a girl were in a room together on there own... They both loved each other very much, but have never told each other this, the boy was ready to tell her "Alice" he said...

It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh sure, roast a marshmallow, take a leak on a tree, sleep with the moon as your nightlight. Great, grand, wonderful. But

Mr. Ham R. Tongs pointed at the pie chart. "As you can see, we spent too much on Manhole Covers this fiscal year. I purpose we switch from cast iron to corregated cardboard."

Old Master told him, "So many come to lose their thrashing inner conceptions, to relax into the All or some such crap, but you, Luke Renard, you should flourish however." Luke felt

Big Bob could still here the mantra "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." He quickly clicked away from the McD ad. "Have it your way." He relaxed & grabbed anoth

Listening to FUNK music, not only makes me want to bogey dance, but also let my downtown mustache go a little wild and crazy.

Finally, an econimist strolled out with a magic marker. "Since zeroes equal nothing, let's just cut off the last six numbers from the national debt." Congress applauded.

"Bah humbug." Scrooge said. Thanksgiving was a sham. He threw turkey at townspeople and went home smiling. That evening, he was visited by three birdbrained ghosts. Chains rattled

"On tonight's news, the commissioner of baseball declares war, terror lurks in every shadow, and SHARKS." Crap, I forget to recycle just once, then the world goes haywire. I had to

Obama and Cameron woke in a strange but cheery bungalow. "Good morning, good morning, good morning!" Putin was also there and turned out to be an excellent breakfast chef. Village

there 2as once a castle upon a hill, the lived there because his mother had some kill. He followed god and smoked weed everyday, but this king had a secret...he was a fucking gay.

I layed wide awake in my bed, still as the air. All i could hear was my heavy breath moving in and out of my lungs, i stared out the window frightened of what might be downstairs