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This is an absolutely true story: When I was out walking my dog this morning, I noticed a trail of gummy bears. There they were,every 3 feet or so, leading into the forest. I follo

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These are a few of my favorite words: Squeegie. Pumpernickel. Carbuncle. Earwig. Festooned. Snorkel. Crabby. Roachmotel. Cataclysm. Simpelton. Hobo. Make a story out of them!

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The dog sat in the cage. Dogs were barking and whining. He noticed that a dog shaking in the corner of his cage. This car trip was supposed to be fun. The teary family left him.