He stumbled over the plastic container and mumbled a curse. His years in architecture couldn’t have prepared him for the extempore solutions he encountered as he was trying to bal

It's FoldingStory Christmas Party time yet again. Ho ho ho! SlimWhitman is belting out 'My Heart Will Go On' into the karaoke machine. Suddenly bells start ringing. It's a sleigh w

"I said a boom chick a rocka chicka rocka chicka boom." Sang the Camp Counselor. She was wearing sweats. A clip board. On the Pine Stage doing her shtick. The son of the

Crunchy things are bad for your health. It causes teeth stress and digestion agitation. Which is why I use the Mushkins diet.

"I hereby convict you on assault to 12 weeks incarceration."The Judge paused to let the sentence sink in.During this silence someone in the gallery let her rip,an apocalyptic fart

"And when the driver said "cabashi" the policeman at the window stiffened, briefly, and replied in a digital handshake that I haven't heard in over 32 years. He has to be a sleeper

It was a really snowy winter. It had been snowing for a week now and I couldn't even get out of the house any more.

It was a dreary day. Simoleon rose from his bed disheveled and confused. What day was it and why were his bed sheet soiled? He remembered the dream he had where his bowels were

So, as I'm looking at the rabbit, I couldn't really tell if it was wearing a clown nose or a ball gag. Huh - it was a cute little bunny regardless, but it must have other motives

She felt more depressed than ever. She stared at herself in the mirror hating every part of her body. She then glanced at the toilet reflecting what she had just done.

I had been given the Government's most important secret document by accident. The delivery woman had swallowed her suicide pill before discovering I was the wrong person! The sec

Wilfred Brimley scowled at the children at the table. "Eat your Goddam oatmeal!" he spat, spraying bits of Jimmie Dean sausage & scrambled egg across the table into their terrified

"You are my bride and glory," said the necromancer to the dead body.

On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, I was writing a new Folding Story. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, a small band of ferrets in Mongolia were eating prunes. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM,

"Don't worry, Donald. If this isn't the heartland, I don't know what is." Mike Pence said grace before he dug into his open-face turkey sandwich at Melba's Diner off I-70 in Kansas

I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without him knowing.

I was standing in a puddle of myself and I was constantly refilling myself with myself. Rarely premium myself with more Octane. I never knocked myself so much. I was even accused

Queen Mary Angelina,the first of her name,entered the ballroom and she wore a beautiful green dress,decorated with gold strings and yellow stones.Prince Lucca

Each of us leaving our stone piles everywhere we go, stigmatatizing in an hour or the next astral projection is free. That we each need a stone pile, never questioned. The Stone

I had just a few cartridges left: 2 essential amino acids, 2 carbs, and a couple of fats. I hadn't paid for flavor emulation this month so my printer was serving some bland dishes.