"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God

"Shatter the windows!! Shatter the goddamn windows!!" A swarm of wet palms smacked themselves against the door of my van as I

The time-machine wobbled to a halt. Fat Thelma couldn't wait to see Charlie Chaplin in person! She called her home station in Germany back in 1942 on the bulky transmitter.

This is a story about a band that changed the world. A band of lovable drunkards who would get so inebriated that they would practice their instruments together for hours at a time

Уютный домик, украшенный разноцветными гирляндами. Три маленькие феи готовятся встречать Новый год на Галактике. Елка-красавица уже украшена. Все сверкает и блестит.

Новогодний карнавал на Галактике (рабочее название команды "Прошлогодний снег)

Do you want to build a snotman? Come on let's go and play. I never smell you anymore. Come out the door. It's like you've gone away! We used to trade snot balls, and now we don't.

Dale said to the shoemaker, "I may be in my 40's, but I can't tie shoes. Could you craft me a pair of velcro light-ups?" The shoemaker delegated the task to his apprentice, a blind

с трудом идем к 10 км.

Mayor McCheese held his head in his hands. Eventually he opened the bottom left drawer of his desk, where there was a bottle of pills and a service revolver. This was the end.

The faithful need only worry about...

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

Boy or girl? Does it matter?

There's always room for more,' said Harry. 'Room for what,' asked Burt. 'For one more car. This is a car that runs on compressed air. But the air has to be from another world he

The ocean breeze was soothing you as you lifted another sack of fish into the boat. The elders were continuously warning you. Deadly storms were out there. "Ha! Just a hoax."

I was about to vote for President, when I wondered if it even mattered. I decided it didn't matter who I voted for, I was doomed anyway. So I didn't vote, instead I bought me a

It was a sunday morning, i was going for a stroll in the park,

As an Antiques Roadshow appraiser, I can see from the human leather binding and musty odor you have a first edition of "The Necronomicon." Where did you find it?

By far the most competitive and dangerous of Winter Olympic sports is the brutal daredevil game of curling.

Ginger or Maryanne? Laverne or Shirley? Wilma or Betty? Jeannie or Samantha? Betty or Veronica? Chrissie or Janet? Jennifer or Bailey? Diane or Rebecca?