Sam was covered in cheedo dust.

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During the night, a big black bunny with red eyes crawled into my bedroom through the window

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

Is this house haunted or am i just crazy?

Throughout the entire universe, before anything even existed, there has been one question. This question: "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood?"

I drove up to get a good look at the driver. Pock-marked. Sullen. Who wouldn't be sullen, he was just punched in the pace.

There is one person who always ruins every family event. In my family, I am that person: my name is Joseph Brener -- Black Sheep of the Brener Clan and Middle Son of thirteen kids.

I shot every round I had into that thing.

"I've been in this water for hours, and my eye sting," thought the baby rat, as he hung for life onto the Polaris hose. He looked up to see Giagantor and his wife Don't-Kill-It,

I had just gotten over my fear of mickey mouse, when

A chinese food based economy is a realistic and feasible system and here's how:

"Operator, this is Augusta Dumont. Patch me through to Inspector Danvers. What's that? Don't be sorry, just do it. What do you mean he's -- he's what? How? When?" Augusta collapsed

"I can't smoke my morning bong bowl because someone took every lighter and box of matches in the freakin' house!" The recently turned 18 year old screamed at the top of her lungs.

My girlfriend and I were playing The Blame Game, our favorite board game. I rolled a 4, moved my pewter, and drew a "Slanderous Accusation" card. I had 1 minute to mold clay into

Tony used the corner of an agenda to pick a poppy seed from betwixt cuspid and premolar. Mission completed, he then handed the stack of agendas to Cheryl who took them gingerly and

I was going to the bar to meet my friend tom when, i got there i saw a group of alive skeleton playing the drum and playing guitar, the tune was so ghostly that the peoples turn..

Hey diddle diddle. He's cracked in the middle.Tong Gao is stumped ornery and blue.

God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/

I watch him sleep, fingers interwoven on his chest. I had a bad dream again. I wait patiently for the rise and fall of his chest to confirm that he is still with me. And there