Meet me at 3pm in War, Plague and Fire.

The clock struck midnight like oh so many tried and true fiction books. The protagonist pondered while the antagonist schemed. And then something happened leaving the reader hooked

If I found a dog

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

It doesn't matter what you smell like, feel like, look like, taste like, sound like, or act like. While I'm in one of those moods, if you make eye contact, it's

I am a member of the US Dragoons, here to fight in the Indian Wars to get Texas annexed into Uncle Sam's Union. I am also a giant Mackeral. It is my shame.

Congratulation >NAME REDACTED<! You are now the proud owner of the new Visa Plutonium Card! You can now get extra reward points for all of your defense and munitions needs!

When Ida became a vampire, a new problem presented itself:

Once upon a time, there lived an old woman and 10 dogs.

Unmoving, remote, inscrutable, The Man in the Woods would sometimes startle various hikers as they passed his way and left either spooked or frustrated at his nonresponsiveness. O

Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a Millionaire", was on the last question. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?. Is it A) D , B) C, C) A or D) B." " To this Bob answer

...then the door locks and in four hours your oven is clean! I was impressed how the high temperatures scoured the cooked-on grease, but I forgot that I had left inside a

Hayden Floyd hesitated a moment. "There's a reason the moon only shows us one face, and it's nowhere near Tycho," she said. "It's strange that the center of that face has no name."

Fred didn't turn up to work today. He sent a text saying he was in Shanghai & now co-owner of a bar there and wouldn't be coming to work ever ever again.

I looked outside of my window to see at-least 15 of my neighbors driving into my lawn with their lawn mowers. Startled I opened the door to see what was happening. They rushed in.

Every day, at least 100 mothers are killed in unfortunate skiing accidents.

The world is turning around in a loopy way at the moment so I won't lie down.Just write things down & admit I love you guys as much as one can love a bunch of strangers on a websit

Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for breakfast. His master, Morton McGubby, left him some fine acrylic works of...something...he found at local street fairs. Glass beads too.

I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm. "We're going to put you under now," he said softly. "Count backwards from 10...9...8...7.." When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked

We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.