As I drove across the border in my truck I secretly was snuggling soft animal toys. If I was caught with my teddy bear, stuffed pony and soft squeaky rabbit toys

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

I did 2 push ups, she wasn't impressed. So i beat her in a video game. She still wasn't impressed. So then I got online and ordered her roses, but she yawned. So I gave her an

Just as the clocks announced its toll, it was as if I had announced my partaking in combat. The surrounding teens, clad in protective armor, darted at me with a sharpened javelin..

"I'm doing it for the kids!" then she barfed all over my Fendi sunglasses. She looked up and saw pretty Malibu mountains.

I was re-examining my RB situation (again) for the fantasy football playoffs just as the boss walked in. I Ctrl-Tab'ed to an accounting spreadsheet but he said "Hey Bob, you workin

Jack traded his last guitar for five magic beans. Evening came early in the canyons of the city. The dangers were numerous, but the legumes were luminous. Jack planted one of them

'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w

Things I did today instead of doing things on my List of Things To Do Today: 1) Folded stories. 2) Took an extra long lunch. 3) Deleted 492 old emails. 4) Stared at the wall.

It would be the Woodstock of Foldspace. Urs Tikumu had invited all the hot bands, The Endosomatics, Elements of Disharmony,M.T. Coffin & the Goosebumps, Rex Stardust & the manikins

The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the night on a gossamer thread extruded from its shell, it's rudimentary yet heightened senses on the look out for its nemesis,

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon

Dr. Floyd thanked the flight attendant for retrieving his pen. "I can't tell you how much I appreciate that. I got this at the Grot Shop next to the orbital Hilton. It's one of a

Every love story has an end...But this is only the beginning. As I write this I can only hope that

"Cabbages for Babbages, eh?" Charles was delighted and patted his stricken friend on the shoulder. Tesla muttered, "Sanskrit, gematria? This cannot be!" His eyes emitted excess qi

Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after witnessing her friend, Molly, crash and burn on the go-ped while attempting to impress with "stealth" and swift moves. What a wipe out

... and we will throw the vegetable peeler for free!" He finished his spiel. The folding chairs were empty except for way in the back, a lone figure waited in a trenchcoat."Hello?"

In a prologue set years earlier when some sort of weather typical for the setting was to be expected, a domestic animal woke an incidental character in the usual way. This presaged

Eunuchs of the Universe, I call to thee when I hold aloft this Vibrating Ring of

This endless procrastination has to stop. Please make it stop!!