"Showing another power surge sir," He said, with an "I told you so" tone. Captain

I tend to reprint my stuff to and from other places out of sheer laziness.

The volcano erupted bleeding black ash across the tropical island and there in the cloud was a figure, flying it was Israel 'IZ' Kamakawiwo'ole with a cape and a ukulele

"Eighteen, twelve, fourteen," she read; I punched the numbers into the console and braced myself as the ship lurched under the blast. Our chances were slim, but if we could just

I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

i got beat up and i cried so they peed on me and it was bad sooooooooooooooooooooo i

I wanted to make a warm and fuzzy crayola drawing of two puppies playing tug 'o war with a tube sock. Then the owner smiling. The caption reads, "Fuck the police." If I gave

It was the simplest of physics: an object in motion tends to stay in motion, and Brenda was definitely in motion. She'd

The tub was a stagnant pool of tears. She'd started crying a month before and died in it days later. The sadness inside her would not relent. Her dead eyes wept, a heart barely

Well, I don't feel like going into it but if you really must know, it happened on one of those kind of Mondays when you have to drag yourself out of bed. The alarm clock

"Lots of them!" He said as he pulled the pieces of the metal detector from the middle of the redwood tree's base.

The bright stars glowed with a passion, as if they were brimming with pride. Against the blue hues of the sky, they stood out like

If everything that is possible must in turn have been possible to be possible, then that which is impossible must likewise be possible to be impossible, and thus all things are pos

There was no way I was going to that cemetery today, not if you paid me a million bucks.

I sneezed and she said "Gaia bless you". I screwed up my face in a frown and said "What?" She said "Surely you realize

"Click". I didn't expect the trumpets of doom "click" to sound like this. But "click click click" you can never know. One moment you see the light at the end of the tunnel, next

I live in fear at Starbucks. I am a Barrista of misery, for I suffer from alien hand syndrome.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the first day of school! I was ready to return. This was, afterall, my senior year and I was looking forward to

It was early on a Saturday morning when I first discovered that my right arm could pass through any object, up to my elbow if I wanted it to. I started off using it in order to

Corky the Cockroach had a confounding conundrum. He hated germs, filth, & fouling food. While other roaches waded into the resaurant's raunchy remains, he gingerly picked pristine